Presenting our Doctor Bears — highly trained in the art of medicine and the science of snuggles. Dressed in impeccably tailored scrubs, these esteemed professionals specialize in Hug Therapy, Advanced Comfortology, and Emergency Cuddle Response.
Though they may have skipped medical school, they completed an intensive residency in Bedside Manners and Blanket Distribution. Known for their warm hearts and excellent “bear-ometry,” these doctors guarantee zero wait times and unlimited emotional support.
Board-certified in fluff. Licensed to chill.